I don’t even know what to say. This captures some of it:
yhf:
I can’t argue with that! Primarily because I understand it like I understand the appeal of televised auto racing.
(PS - ions? Why not just Ians and thank Pratchett and Adams?)
Ions? Ions?
If my fourteen year old sister in-law texted a treatise on global warming using her feet, it would be more intelligent.